Who’s DeQuan?

I don’t know? Ask him.

If coffee was illegal, what would its street name be?

The cough.

I have hallucinations sometimes when I play volleyball. I think it was when I made a excellent jump serve, and hit one of the other team players, but instead of sportsmanship and helping her out, I took pleasure and just made her cry. I guess it got to my head, and now, I feel like that team player is haunting me, or a voice in my head saying to make her bleed or feel pain because now, it kind of feels amusing. But I do not want to feel that way because I hate seeing people in pain. My question is, what can you do to get the voices, and hallucinations out of my head?

I would usually suggest a spoon to dig it out. But I’ll try to be serious, as a person who knows a thing or two about the voices in your head. I would suggest talking to someone about it, and getting some help from someone you trust.

How do you be a loved human being?

Just don’t care about what people think about you.

How do you get over your ex?

Build a bridge if they’re super tall, or if they’re shorter, try to jump it.

How do I get over a guy who doesn’t like me considering we’re friends?

See the answer above.

What should I do when my battle axe is taken by the attendance office?

I wouldn’t know. I’m smart enough to never let the attendance office take my battle axe.

What’s the meaning of love?

noun an intense feeling of deep affection.

“I love Stranger Things season two.”

Synonyms: stupidness, hormones, idiotic, fun

Why can’t I think of a question?

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