Who is DeQuan???

Me.

What do I do if my memes are not dank enough?

allthingsdank.com

Will there be any new movies coming out with Tom Hanks? (Not Inferno)

Toy Story 4 (2019) and The Circle (2017)

Is Pablo Escobar a good sugar daddy?

First off, that’s not sugar. Secondly, he’s been dead for more than twenty years now so it depends on your personal opinion on necrophilia.

What’s the deal with airplane food?

I know! Could this stuff taste any worse? It’s like, “Thanks, but no thanks. I’m still stuffed from that huge bag of smoked almonds!” -Rob Schneider

Do you think student’s should have more control in school policy making?

Yes #voteDeQuan

My dog keeps eating its own poop, what would be a good way to prevent that?

Hot sauce!

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Not at all! They could be carried.

What do you think of Donald Trump?

I put as much thought into thinking about Donald Trump that he does with his twitter.

What do I do when my teacher wears such stylin’ threads that I’m jealous? P.S. It’s Pogreba

Pogreba this a student advice column.