Ask DeQuan? November 2016

DeQuan, Advice Giver

 

How do I tell my parents I want to do something with my life they may or may not approve of?

Pronunciation is key when telling anyone anything.  Use a tremendous extent of educated words like tremendous, and extent to give the illusion of sophisticated diction. They might not approve of your future plans but they’ll approve of your stature.

Why the survey tho?

Dat-duh.

Im looking to start a meme page. What should my username be, and what should my first meme be?

DeQuanisnumerouno 

Would you like to talk about Homestuck?

1F Y0U WONT T3LL JOHN 4BOUT 1T. TH4TS WH4T 1M WORR13D 4BOUT.

Why don’t we have a recess or nap breaks?

Because we’re not five anymore.

DeQuan, how many people read the nugget?

According to a recent poll on the infamous Helena High Polls twitter poll page. 15% of 208 people said that they read the nugget.

How did this start?

   Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait…the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids), math, science, history, unraveling the mystery. That all started with the big bang (bang)!

What do I do when people don’t use their turn signals?

Teach them a lesson 😉

How does one remain unstressed when thinking about the future (college)?

Think about your impending death and being stuck in a situation that you have no control over. Think about how everyone you love will someday die. Does college seem so bad now?

Why do you even try?

In the wonderful words of Tina Fey. “Don’t waste your energy trying to change opinions … Do your thing, and don’t care if they like it.”

Como estas?

Yo estoy muy bien. Yo estoy saliendo una chica muy bonita. Yo tengo un pero chevere que esta mi mejor amigo también. Entonces tu puedes decir que yo estoy muy muy bien.

Who runs HHS polls on twitter? I mean. For real.

Who cares? Not me. For real.

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