Ask DeQuan? April 2017

DeQuan, Advice Giver

Do we have a newspaper?

We do not have a mere newspaper. We have one of the most estravagent, oldest, spectacular, friendly neighboorhoodily, gravitous, another big adjective, 100% accurate, newspaper this side of the Mississippi.

Dequan, who are you? and why?

You know this whole time I’ve never asked myself that question. Who am I? And do I even want to know? That is some heavy stuff to ask me, I’m very weak minded.

What is the meaning of life?

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Why is it called Ask DeQuan?

Let me Ask DeQuan and I’ll get back to you on that, annoynmous student.

Hey BaeQuan, will you go out with Brandon?

😉

What’s cooler than being cool?

ICE COLD! Alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright, alright, alright. Alright, alright.

Do you slay?

Vampires? Demons? Snow? The basketball court? If so, yes.

If you like someone but don’t know if they like you, what do you do?

This may sound like a scary concept, but just ask them. Be truthful and honest with them and tell them that you like them and ask what their opinion on the subject is.

Do you think dating a dragon is dangerous?

Love is love is love is love is love is love is love is love, cannot be killed or swept aside. – Lin-Manuel Miranda

Do you think carrier pigeons are coming back?

I’m glad I’m not the only person with this problem. I have spent almost a thousand dollars in carrier pigeons and whenever I send a message out to someone, my carrier pigeon never returns with a reply. I thought I must have been not so popular on the playground, but now that I know you are having the same problem. I’ll get to the bottom of this, I’m talking migration, Mexico. I’ll go wherever we need to go. FLORIDA! Yeah, I’m willing to risk my life for this.

Best type of wood to be used for a medium-sized bonfire?
Pine, it’s catches fire easily, (like a certain school), and has a high flame that is perfect for fires.